he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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