I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
