I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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