I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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