thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
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I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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