Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
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She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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