so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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