dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
My breasts were aching with rage.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
