my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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