Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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