Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize