Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
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If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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