Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
he had hair everywhere except his balls
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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