Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
