on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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