i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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