check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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