I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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