if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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