You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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