Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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