What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
dude. I can hear the air.
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