and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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