I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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