Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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