So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
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I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
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