Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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