garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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