He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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