he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
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UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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