So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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