and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
