Kiss
Puke
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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