I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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