do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
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I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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