You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
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I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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