OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm like, not good at living.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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