You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
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I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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