that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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