She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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