Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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