If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
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I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
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i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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