these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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