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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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