In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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