i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I wish you could order shots online.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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