Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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