Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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