I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
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Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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