Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
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Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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