if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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